You can buy a bumper sticker for pretty much everything, it seems. But yet you can't get them for writers, the most literate people in the world. For your amusement and convenience, I've designed several bumper stickers for writers. Click to see them full-size.
|We are the 99% of writers who use the Oxford Comma. Okay, more than that|
don't use it, but I liked how it sounded.
|My protagonist is smarter than your honors student. So true.|
|Occupy the publishing industry.|
|If you can read this, you're too close. Don't tailgate a writer.|
|If you ran read this, you're literate. Making fun of the previous sticker.|
|Don't make me set my antagonist on you!|
|We are the 99% of writers who prefer books with plots.|
|Support our characters.|
You are welcome to save these. You're also welcome to repost them, as long as you include a link back to this blog. And if anyone seriously prints one and makes an actual sticker out of it, please, please, please send a picture!